9. Being tired is your normal state of being. You cannot function without [insert your favorite coffee beverage here]. Mine is an iced mocha - yum!
8. People who say, "Wow, you look tired" will get a death stare from you. Of course I'm tired, you idiot.
7. Washing your hair is a luxury that usually only happens a few times a week if you're lucky.
6. No baby is as cute as your baby. But you find all babies cute now - especially if you didn't before.
5. You admire your friends who have more than one child and still manage to have some sort of social life. My girlfriend who had two kids and came to Las Vegas with us for Sam's surprise 30th? She is a rock star in my book.
4. Life before your baby seems like an eternity ago (even though it was less than a year ago).
3. You find pacifiers in the most random places - like your coat pocket or the crack in the car door.
2. It takes you upwards of three days to reply to a text message, one week for an email, and a month for traditional mail.
1. When your baby smiles and laughs at you it makes the entire day OK.
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